Books, Shit and More

hugslucas:

ed sheeran’s becoming the leonardo dicaprio of the grammys

vvhaleshark:

who is this and how is she kiking me from 1999

vvhaleshark:

who is this and how is she kiking me from 1999

troylerokay:

THE BEST THING EVER JUST HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO LOG ON TODAY LIKE LEGIT

troylerokay:

THE BEST THING EVER JUST HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO LOG ON TODAY LIKE LEGIT

megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.

megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.

WOULD U HAVE SEX WITH SCRAMBLED EGGS PLS RESPOND.

tyleroakley:

I’D BE THE REASON THEY’RE SCRAMBLED.

tomw91:

german proverbs translated word for word.

tomw91:

german proverbs translated word for word.

ravenclawalex:

"Hufflepuffs are known to have good friends in Slytherin. Hufflepuffs are some of the few who won’t judge based on negative rumours. This means they’re the most likely to approach Slytherins and help them when in need. This makes amazingly loyal friends between the houses. Mess with a Hufflepuff, and you’ll likely find a Slytherin getting revenge for the more forgiving house."

HELL YEAH FUCKING RIGHT

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)
‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.
And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)
alisonwithagluegun:

"My name is Rachel Duncan and let me break all of your hearts with my tragic backstory and my dead adoptive parents and my having to be raised by that imbecile Leekie and how I’m probably all soft and fragile underneath this power suit and bob and how my lipstick is really just means for me to cover up the infamous Tatiana lip tremble that sneaks it’s way onto my face when I’m alone and no one can see me and I realize how alone I am even though I’ve been monitored my whole life and I’m constantly concealing and not feeling and not letting my history show but inside I’m broken and alone and even though you Pol have to monitor me now by no means am I ever going to admit how terrified I am that I’ll never fully be in control of my own life because my parents are dead and I was raised by a corporation and the only love I have in my life is my giant floor-to-ceiling window I stand beside and brood…"

alisonwithagluegun:

"My name is Rachel Duncan and let me break all of your hearts with my tragic backstory and my dead adoptive parents and my having to be raised by that imbecile Leekie and how I’m probably all soft and fragile underneath this power suit and bob and how my lipstick is really just means for me to cover up the infamous Tatiana lip tremble that sneaks it’s way onto my face when I’m alone and no one can see me and I realize how alone I am even though I’ve been monitored my whole life and I’m constantly concealing and not feeling and not letting my history show but inside I’m broken and alone and even though you Pol have to monitor me now by no means am I ever going to admit how terrified I am that I’ll never fully be in control of my own life because my parents are dead and I was raised by a corporation and the only love I have in my life is my giant floor-to-ceiling window I stand beside and brood…"

shslequius:

iguanamouth:

people whose entire first name is also in their last name have had a rough journey

i once knew a daniel daniels and i think his parents just had a sick sense of humor because his middle name was dan

People aren’t born good or bad. Maybe they’re born with tendencies either way, but its the way you live your life that matters.